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SPN Linkies

2008-11-30T19:50:48Z

Various humorous SPN-related linkies:

So, maybe the Titanic Steamy Window Scene in 4.10 was Kripke giving Ackles shit for this...

And then there's this shot of Misha Collins in drag...

Excellent review of Ep.4.10 here ...good quote from the review: "Additionally, now that's we've seen each boy have sex twice, we can definitively confirm a nice bit of fanon - that Sam's all toppy and fierce when having sex, but Dean's all sweet and tender and emotional. [...] But if Show intended us to contrast Evil!Sam's angry sex with Good!Dean's tender sex, Dean was fucking the wrong angel. But we knew that already. As, apparently, did Cas.

And finally, if anyone wants to be COMPLETELY SPOILED for Episode 4.14, some scripts have hit the interwebz, here: 4.14 casting sides.

In which, Kripke MAKES WINCEST CANON!! Witness the awesome: "MALE SIREN: I gave him (Dean) what he NEEDED. And it wasn't some bitch in a g-string. It's YOU, SAM."

Oh yeah.

ETA: randombastary, this one's for you! Some batguano insane fan has written...wait for it...Jensen/Jared RPS 'Anne of Green Gables' AU, where ickle Jared is Anne!!

Sometimes, I love fandom more than my heart can stand.

andreth_47 @ 2008-11-29T18:27:00

2008-11-29T23:28:42Z

Heh. They should have cast Keanu Reeves as Gort, not as Klaatu.

Oooo, Fun!!

2008-11-27T02:22:00Z

Plug in your interests from your profile, pick the pictures you like, and get a nifty collage of your favorite things! Cool.

Here the collage generator: http://treap.net/gavri/ljij.html#

Here's mine:

By ga_woo

andreth_47 @ 2008-11-24T11:58:00

2008-11-24T17:02:19Z

Happy Birthday, omarandjohnny!!!

And many, many happy returns! Here's a pressie for ya:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O5XQVNST
Some more of the Brents. Dude, they are so hot together.
Password is 'inmybunk'. Enjoy! *hugs*

Dude, you're confusing reality and porn again...

2008-11-21T15:12:09Z

You've seen Ep.10, yes? Okie Dokie then.

...

...

... the FUCK??

Was it just me, or did this ep really, really suck? OK, first of all we have a freakin' Auschwitz victim, with a voice like an 8-year-old's, as Anna the Angelphone. What is with this show? Why can't they hire actresses who aren't 50 pounds underweight? Seriously, all I could think every time she was on camera was OH MY GOD SOMEBODY GET THAT GIRL A SANDWICH!!!! And she was Uriel's boss? I don't think so. Uriel's an archangel, sweetie; their only boss is The Boss. And her storyline was silly--angels who lose their grace are instantly reborn as human beings? While their 'grace' falls to earth as a meteor? W. T. F.

Secondly, is the Gay Godfather demon guy supposed to be scary or something? Because, all I could do was dissolve into hysterical laughter every time he was on screen. I kept waiting for him to lisp out something about an offer Dean couldn't refuse.

OK, now, we've all been wanting to see Dean get it on in the back seat of the Impala. Yeah baby! Some of us want to see him do a hot chick back there, some of us want to watch him do Sammy, some of us would be happy as hell to see him introduce Castiel to some of the funkier aspects of humanity. But I'm pretty sure none of us wanted to watch him listlessly hump an emaciated semi-angelic bag of bones. Neither of them looked terribly enthused about the whole thing, either. (Chemistry...ur doin it rong.) And the shot of her hand sliding down the steamy window was such an obvious rip of Titanic that even I knew it, and I haven't ever seen Titanic!

A hundred bucks says we see a little Anna/Dean semi-angelic moppet busting into the plot in a Deus ex Metallicar in about, say, 8 episodes. Taking bets starting now.

Angels engaging in fisticuffs. No, no, no, no no nononono. No. Worse than Gandalf and Saruman.

But I really dug Pamela groping Sam's ass, and I'm glad Dean is coming around to the Ruby side. I'm glad Dean finally confessed to Sammy. And Castiel once again made me happy in my pants. Oh yeah baby!

Movie Meme, ganked from randombastary:

Wow! I've actually seen 160-odd of these. Go me. I only underlined the ones I like A LOT, because I basically like all movies. (Except Forrest Gump. *shudder*)

-Bold the movies you've seen
-Leave the ones you haven't seen unbolded
-Underline the movies you liked

1. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
2. The Godfather (1972)
3. The Godfather: Part II (1974)
4. The Dark Knight (2008)
5. Buono, il brutto, il cattivo., Il (1966)
6. Pulp Fiction (1994)
7. Schindler's List (1993)
8. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
9. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
10. 12 Angry Men (1957)
11. Casablanca (1942)
12. Star Wars (1977)
13. Shichinin no samurai (1954)
14. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
15. Goodfellas (1990)
16. Rear Window (1954)
17. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
18. Cidade de Deus (2002)
19. C'era una volta il West (1968)
20. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
21. The Usual Suspects (1995)
22. Psycho (1960)
23. Fight Club (1999)
24. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
25. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
26. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
27. North by Northwest (1959)
28. Memento (2000)
29. Citizen Kane (1941)
30. The Matrix (1999)
31. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
32. WALL·E (2008)
33. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
34. Se7en (1995)
35. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
36. Apocalypse Now (1979)
37. Léon (1994)
38. Taxi Driver (1976)
39. American Beauty (1999)
40. American History X (1998)
41. Vertigo (1958)
42. Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001)
43. Paths of Glory (1957)
44. M (1931)
45. Forrest Gump (1994)
46. The Departed (2006)
47. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
48. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
49. Alien (1979)
50. Double Indemnity (1944)
51. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
52. Leben der Anderen, Das (2006)
53. Chinatown (1974)
54. The Third Man (1949)
55. The Shining (1980)
56. The Pianist (2002)
57. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
58. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
59. Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)
60. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
61. Laberinto del fauno, El (2006)
62. L.A. Confidential (1997)
63. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
64. Requiem for a Dream (2000)
65. Aliens (1986)
66. The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
67. Boot, Das (1981)
68. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
69. The Maltese Falcon (1941)
70. Raging Bull (1980)
71. Rashômon (1950)
72. City Lights (1931)
73. Metropolis (1927)
74. Untergang, Der (2004)
75. All About Eve (1950)
76. Modern Times (1936)
77. Rebecca (1940)
78. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
79. Some Like It Hot (1959)
80. Amadeus (1984)
81. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
82. The Prestige (2006)
83. Vita è bella, La (1997)
84. The Elephant Man (1980)
85. Sin City (2005)
86. No Country for Old Men (2007)
87. The Great Escape (1963)
88. Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1988)
89. The Apartment (1960)
90. Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957)
91. Hotel Rwanda (2004)
92. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
93. On the Waterfront (1954)
94. The Sting (1973)
95. Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
96. Touch of Evil (1958)
97. Batman Begins (2005)
98. The Great Dictator (1940)
99. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
100. Jaws (1975)
101. Braveheart (1995)
102. Back to the Future (1985)
103. There Will Be Blood (2007)
104. Blade Runner (1982)
105. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
106. Ladri di biciclette (1948)
107. Strangers on a Train (1951)
108. The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
109. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
110. Notorious (1946)
111. Unforgiven (1992)
112. High Noon (1952)
113. The Big Sleep (1946)
114. The Green Mile (1999)
115. Fargo (1996)
116. Cool Hand Luke (1967)
117. Oldboy (2003)
118. The Wizard of Oz (1939)
119. Per qualche dollaro in più (1965)
120. Gladiator (2000)
121. Die Hard (1988)
122. Mononoke-hime (1997)
123. Yojimbo (1961)
124. Donnie Darko (2001)
125. Ran (1985)
126. Salaire de la peur, Le (1953)
127. Annie Hall (1977)
128. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
129. Smultronstället (1957)
130. It Happened One Night (1934)
131. The Sixth Sense (1999)
132. Heat (1995)
133. The Deer Hunter (1978)
134. Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949)
135. Into the Wild (2007)
136. The General (1927)
137. Ben-Hur (1959)
138. Platoon (1986)
139. The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
140. Million Dollar Baby (2004)
141. Witness for the Prosecution (1957)
142. Notti di Cabiria, Le (1957)
143. Life of Brian (1979)
144. Ratatouille (2007)
145. Judgment at Nuremberg (1961)
146. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
147. Diaboliques, Les (1955)
148. The Killing (1956)
149. Amores perros (2000)
150. The Big Lebowski (1998)
151. Finding Nemo (2003)
152. 8½ (1963)
153. The Graduate (1967)
154. Brief Encounter (1945)
155. Stand by Me (1986)
156. Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
157. The Night of the Hunter (1955)
158. The Wild Bunch (1969)
159. The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
160. Snatch (2000)
161. V for Vendetta (2005)
162. Gandhi (1982)
163. The Incredibles (2004)
164. The Princess Bride (1987)
165. The Gold Rush (1925)
166. Battaglia di Algeri, La (1966)
167. Trainspotting (1996)
168. Gone with the Wind (1939)
169. Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
170. The Thing (1982)
171. Children of Men (2006)
172. Scarface (1983)
173. Harvey (1950)
174. Groundhog Day (1993)
175. The Lion King (1994)
176. Toy Story (1995)
177. Sleuth (1972)
178. Letters from Iwo Jima (2006)
179. The Terminator (1984)
180. The Hustler (1961)
181. The African Queen (1951)
182. The Ox-Bow Incident (1943)
183. Twelve Monkeys (1995)
184. The Conversation (1974)
185. Umberto D. (1952)
186. Duck Soup (1933)
187. Crash (2004/I)
188. The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
189. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
190. The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)
191. Scaphandre et le papillon, Le (2007)
192. King Kong (1933)
193. Ed Wood (1994)
194. Hotaru no haka (1988)
195. Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
196. The Lady Vanishes (1938)
197. Belle et la bête, La (1946)
198. Casino (1995)
199. Stalag 17 (1953)
200. Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)
201. Dial M for Murder (1954)
202. Wo hu cang long (2000)
203. The Exorcist (1973)
204. The Lost Weekend (1945)
205. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
206. Patton (1970)
207. Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
208. The Kid (1921)
209. Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922)
210. A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
211. Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
212. All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)
213. Glory (1989)
214. Rosemary's Baby (1968)
215. Rope (1948)
216. Magnolia (1999)
217. Anatomy of a Murder (1959)
218. Frankenstein (1931)
219. Spartacus (1960)
220. Roman Holiday (1953)
221. The Philadelphia Story (1940)
222. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
223. Big Fish (2003)
224. In the Heat of the Night (1967)
225. His Girl Friday (1940)
226. Network (1976)
227. Manhattan (1979)
228. Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
229. Mystic River (2003)
230. In Bruges (2008)
231. Sweet Smell of Success (1957)
232. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
233. Strada, La (1954)
234. Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
235. Iron Man (2008)
236. Mou gaan dou (2002)
237. Rocky (1976)
238. Young Frankenstein (1974)
239. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
240. Casino Royale (2006)
241. Planet of the Apes (1968)
242. Hauru no ugoku shiro (2004)
243. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
244. Cabinet des Dr. Caligari., Das (1920)
245. Laura (1944)
246. The Searchers (1956)
247. Ace in the Hole (1951)
248. Inherit the Wind (1960)
249. Shaun of the Dead (2004)
250. Quatre cents coups, Les (1959)

Please Don't Read This

2008-11-05T01:10:34Z

I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry you guise, but this has been boiling up inside me for months and I must say it out loud.

Voting changes NOTHING. There is no substantive difference between Republicans and Democrats in this country. Yes, George Bush is an evil bastard, but so are all Democratic Presidents.

As a thinking political being, I've seen seven Presidents come and go: and they're all pretty much the same. Oh, they talk as if they're different, as if they believe different things.

But actions speak louder:

JFK, Icon of Liberalism: cheerfully and secretly bombed the hell out of Laos, a neutral country, without the consent of Congress.
Richard Nixon, Eeeebil Conservative Extraordinaire: signed more social welfare legislation into law than anybody since FDR.
Jimmy Carter, Knee-Jerk Liberal par excellence: played one side off against the other, supported the Khmer Rouge, and then pretended not to see the murder of 1.5 million people.
Bill Clinton, Honorary Black Man: signed the largest welfare cut in U.S. history into law.
Also bombed and murdered innocent people in Iraq and/or Africa EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY of his presidency. Ran the CIA's School for the Americas with just as much evil gusto as ever a Reagan or a Bush did.

All our Presidents of the past fifty years and more, ALL OF THEM, have sold arms and weapons to Israel and the Muslim nations; to Iran and Iraq; to India and Pakistan; to every state in SE Asia. They've supported evil bastards like the Taliban and ignored or participated in heroin/opium traffic.

Not just the Republicans, people. The Dems, too. All of 'em.

And that's not even getting into the fact that, even when our Presidents aren't just flat-out bombing people, they are engaging in economic blackmail and warfare that kills innocent people through starvation and malnutrition and lack of medical care: in Cuba, in South and Central America, in Africa, in the Middle East, China, Korea...all over the world.

Honey darlings, I appreciate that you want things to change, I really do. But Obama ain't gonna change shit. Voting changes nothing. The power of the nation-state and international capitalism is going to run roughshod over ideals like justice, freedom, and just plain being fed adequately, until they collapse of their own weight, and a new system arises from the ashes of the old one.
[/rant]

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest. Please ignore me and carry on as usual.

I Blame Kripke

2008-10-31T17:10:06Z

Note to world: please, for the love of Lludd, please stop pronouncing Samhain "sam hane".

Thank you. That is all.

True Blood Fans Headsup

2008-10-31T01:05:28Z

Thought you might be interested: Sam Trammell, aka Sam Merlotte, will be on The Bonnie Hunt Show tomorrow. Probably at 3 pm or 9 am, depending on where you are...

(also, watching RHPS right now, and great elvis in the sky, but Meatloaf kicked ass as Eddy)

random ETA: Frank reminds me of Jack Harkness: "His lust is so sincere."

Safety Dance

2008-10-28T23:45:20Z

A lot of people on my flist seem bummed today, so here, have some 80s fun and let's all cheer the f*ck up! Love ya, guise.

(I was so in lurve with that guy back in the day) *sigh*

Fic Rec: SPN/Dr. Horrible

2008-10-22T22:23:52Z

Oh, this fic! It's slash, it's crossover insanity but it's NOT crack, it's fearsome, crazy HOT, it's Sam being caring and Dean being protective of the wounded and Billy being clever but vulnerable, and it's wonderful!!

Did I mention the double penetration?

Hunting Lessons

It's by entangled_now, an inventive multifandom author who's also written great stuff in Torchwood, Firefly, and Being Human verses, among others.

Ganked from Fanthropology

2008-10-20T23:33:51Z

There is not enough eewwwww in the world: Sarah Palin 'erotica'

*shudder*

Ficlet: Torchwood, Jack/Ianto

2008-10-19T16:05:59Z

Just a little doubledrabblish thing I whipped up for Smut Sunday...

Title: Rimming
Length: doubledrabble
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: *points to title*
Summary: Jack and Ianto think about rimming

Rimming

Jack:
When Jack's from, people don't have body hair anymore. The precisely bioengineered pheromones of his own time were a package deal with equally-engineered smoothness (and perfect teeth). Jack doesn't have any body hair, and sometimes he hates that he doesn't. It's cold and clean and clinical, and it isn't human enough.

One of the things, one of the things he loves about Ianto, is that Ianto's ass is hairy. Ianto is hairy all over, actually, and it drives Jack absolutely insane with lust. Infinitely soft hair on those delectable asscheeks, peachfuzz that Jack loves to comb his fingers through when he's rimming Ianto. Down of hair between those cheeks for Jack to lick and pattern with the tip of his tongue. For him to lick into a spiral around Ianto's center, marking out just exactly where Jack is going to press his cockhead, soon, sooner, soonest.

Ianto:
Ianto thinks of Jack's skin in terms of cloth, fabrics, textures: lambskin suede over the muscles of Jack's back, silk sheathing his cock, velvet for his balls, and tender muslin for the skin of Jack's asshole when Ianto opens it with his tongue. Ianto can never quite believe he's doing it, this terrible, intimate thing. When Jack is open, when Ianto licks the pointed tensile tip of his tongue around the pink skin actually inside Jack, in and around and about, sometimes his head literally spins.

He's come from it, more than once, just from this: licking Jack's asshole. The last time, he'd been moaning even more loudly than Jack was, and Jack had breathed thickly, "Are you coming?"

Ianto had gasped out against Jack's heated flesh, "Yes..."

"Not even touching yourself?"

"No...christ...not..."

And he and Jack had gone off together, untouched.

Me Me Meme

2008-10-16T16:27:19Z

Stupid personality test meme, please ignore...

Taken as a male:

That Personality Test :: Your Results
The latest personality test from ThatSurveySite... now featuring more and better questions than ever!

Emotional (61%)	[........\|\|..........]	Logical (39%)
Concerned about self (52%)	[....................]	Concerned about others (48%)
Atheist (80%)	[....\|\|\|\|\|\|..........]	Religious (20%)
Loner (62%)	[........\|\|..........]	Dependent (38%)
Laid-back (49%)	[....................]	Driven (51%)
Traditional (20%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|\|....]	Rebel (80%)
Impetuous (62%)	[........\|\|..........]	Organized (38%)
Engineering mind (36%)	[..........\|\|\|.......]	Artistic mind (64%)
Cynical (39%)	[..........\|\|........]	Idealist (61%)
Follower (27%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|.....]	Leader (73%)
Introverted (27%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|.....]	Extroverted (73%)
Conservative (19%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|\|....]	Liberal (81%)
Logical (43%)	[..........\|.........]	Romantic (57%)
Uninterested (35%)	[..........\|\|\|.......]	Sexual (65%)
Insecure (43%)	[..........\|.........]	Confident (57%)
Selective (100%)	[\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|..........]	Tolerant (0%)
Pessimistic (82%)	[....\|\|\|\|\|\|..........]	Optimistic (18%)
Principled (22%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|\|....]	Pragmatic (78%)
Tolerant (29%)	[..........\|\|\|\|......]	Opinionated (71%)
Humble (10%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|..]	Elitist (90%)

Take the test!

Taken as a female:

That Personality Test :: Your Results
The latest personality test from ThatSurveySite... now featuring more and better questions than ever!

Emotional (50%)	[....................]	Logical (50%)
Concerned about self (52%)	[....................]	Concerned about others (48%)
Atheist (80%)	[....\|\|\|\|\|\|..........]	Religious (20%)
Loner (63%)	[.......\|\|\|..........]	Dependent (37%)
Laid-back (62%)	[........\|\|..........]	Driven (38%)
Traditional (22%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|\|....]	Rebel (78%)
Impetuous (62%)	[........\|\|..........]	Organized (38%)
Engineering mind (45%)	[..........\|.........]	Artistic mind (55%)
Cynical (40%)	[..........\|\|........]	Idealist (60%)
Follower (30%)	[..........\|\|\|\|......]	Leader (70%)
Introverted (30%)	[..........\|\|\|\|......]	Extroverted (70%)
Conservative (19%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|\|....]	Liberal (81%)
Logical (61%)	[........\|\|..........]	Romantic (39%)
Uninterested (35%)	[..........\|\|\|.......]	Sexual (65%)
Insecure (44%)	[..........\|.........]	Confident (56%)
Selective (100%)	[\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|..........]	Tolerant (0%)
Pessimistic (82%)	[....\|\|\|\|\|\|..........]	Optimistic (18%)
Principled (30%)	[..........\|\|\|\|......]	Pragmatic (70%)
Tolerant (26%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|.....]	Opinionated (74%)
Humble (10%)	[..........\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|..]	Elitist (90%)

Take the test!

So, I took this as a male and as a female, and gave the EXACT SAME answers to every question (except the ones about 'do I wish I had bigger boobs', and 'do I think big dicks are hott', which latter they totally should have asked me when I took it as a man, because Hello! I was taking it as a GAY MAN, sheesh). Aaaaany way...no surprises, they evaluated the same answers differently depending on which gender I said I was.

Apparently, the same responses make me 'Romantic' when I'm a guy, but 'Logical' when I'm a girl. Also, the same responses make me 'Laid Back' when I'm female, but 'Driven' when I'm a male. Now THAT one makes no sense at all!! And finally, apparently I'm both extroverted, and a loner. *scratches head*

If It Ain't Bolin'broke...

2008-10-09T19:53:44Z

I'm probably late to the party and ya'll already know all about this, but: Geoffrey Chaucer hath a blog! An Extreme!Blog! Looky:

Heavy is the head that weareth the awesome.

I love the interwebz.

Little crack!Fic Rec

2008-10-08T22:21:23Z

*sporfle* *flail*

Title: Offal JimJam
Pairing: Janto
Rating: R?
Summary: Jack is bored. And when boys are bored, they play with whatever's to hand
AN: Inspired by a game that Ricky Gervais invented. This is such a dumb, cracky, pointless fic about testicles. Enjoy!

New To Me!!

2008-10-08T21:28:36Z

Handjobs, blowjobs, anal sex. Handjobs, blowjobs, anal sex, occasional frot. Handjob...

Why isn't there more Intercrural sex in slash fic? I want more intercrural sex, dammit!

*goes to write hawt intercrural sexxors*

Torchwood Article

2008-10-03T22:53:33Z

This Chicago Reader article on Torchwood is half tongue-in-cheek and half right on the money.

"Torchwood isn't so much a TV series as a fangirl's wet dream."

Where everybody's bi and hot guys cry: "In other words, engaging in anal sex frees Jack from having to act like he’s got a pole up his ass."

Seriously, it's a pretty funny article. Giving Fan Fiction Its Head

He does get one thing wrong, though...dude seems to think the fangirly flail is done by flapping the arms. No, no, guy. Think 'jazz hands', not birdie wings...

In Other News, the Evil League of Evil

2008-09-26T22:18:51Z

...is taking applications for membership. You must present your credentials by video, upon which the ELE will take your application under consideration. And if you are accepted? You get to be on the Dr. Horrible DVD!!

The Evil League of Evil

So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare!

Pumpkin Carving Templates

2008-09-26T20:11:40Z

Looky! Jack and Ianto are SO on my pumpkin this year!

http://www.pinkraygun.com

Also, randombastary, here's a sweet little SPN fic you might like. Control your shock--it's NOT porn! (what's wrong with me today?)

http://deirdre-c.livejournal.com/55343.html

Dalek Porn

2008-09-21T00:33:59Z

Yes, my friends, you read that right. It's Torchwood, it's PG-13, and it's cracktastic! Spoilers for DW S4, none for Torchwood. (What were we just saying about crack!fic, shelly?)

Brokeback Dalek by jovialien on LJ.

Enjoy, won't you? *grins*

TW crack!Fic Rec

2008-09-16T23:14:07Z

Very, very funny new Torchwood fic by kayliemalinza on LJ. Ianto's Eyebrows in their first Starring Role! Awesomesauce. (er, applesauce, actually...)

The Applesauce Incident is What Tipped Them Off, Really

QaF

2008-09-14T20:33:02Z

Hey, guys, I need your advice. Is the American Queer as Folk worth watching? Seen and loved the Brit show, which would have become my favorite show except it suffered from a lack of not being sf/fantasy (I don't do Real World very well). Just wondering if it's worth getting hold of the U.S. version.

What say you?

Fic: Sparing and Precise

2008-09-14T00:53:05Z

Title: Sparing and Precise
Word Count: 100
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: R
Warnings: No spoilers.
Summary: Ianto is a gift. So is Jack.

Ianto is sparing and precise in all things. He had said nothing as he'd knelt and touched you for the first time. He'd sucked you as if he was in love with your cock, a gift of passion all the more searing for its restraint.

You can't repay him in kind. You are too loud, too fierce, too full of appetite. Your gestures take up too much space.

So you give Ianto something else. You let his precise hands knit up the cracks in your soul, and then you show him he healed them. You let him see their scars.

Got Myself a Present

2008-09-13T18:28:28Z

I'm so full of joy at my latest weird purchase that I had to show you guys a picture. Can I get a witness for Fear and Loathing? (I miss you, Hunter. I miss you a lot.)

--We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you. Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?[...]Fuck them.--

--There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda... You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning...
And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply PREVAIL. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave...

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.--

--I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.--

--Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.--

My Favorite Jack vids

2008-09-11T23:14:04Z