Most. Slashtastic Episode. Ever.


"C'mon, haven't you ever been in a relationship where you really loved somebody, and you still wanted to bash their head in?" Why no, Sammy has no idea what you are talking about, Doctor Lady.

Sammy whips out the Ginormous Penis of Death!! (Because, like, Sammy is a ginormous eejit.)

Shoulders. Jeebus, the shoulders on this show. Now that scene was pure fangirl fanservice. I don't think they even showed the woman's body at ALL. Hee! Thanks, guys!

Wow. Both of our boys are really, profoundly stupid this episode. Silly boys. Bobby saves their eejit asses. Because, Bobby is motherfucking absolute utter unbelievable awesomesauce.

Ooooh, the siren wants to be Dean's little brother. Dean cuts on Sammy's hunky throat!! OH JEEBUS!!

"I gave him what he needed, and it wasn't some bitch in a g-string. It was you, Sam...and now he loves me." *dies and iz ded* *DIES AND IZ DED*

Ewwwww, squirting body fluids into Sammy's mouth. Kinda like a siren snowball. (sorry, couldn't help it)

BROTHER FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!! Slashtastic sexy mofo punches to the face!!!!! AXES!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

And it's kind of a reversal of the scene in 'Asylum' when Sammy shot Dean with the (empty) gun, when he was under the influence of Dr. Creepy there.

Wow. That was the shortest hour I've ever seen on TV. Dude. Awesome. And we're one step closer to the Sam Vs Dean Smackdown. I, for one, can't wait.

(Also, here's funny little factoid: 'sirens' are also a kind of American salamander, which lives and lays eggs in the roots of the water 'hyacinth'. Heh.)

Plus, did anybody notice that the stripper's names were all Disney princesses? Jasmine, Belle, Aurora, Ariel. ROFLMAO, Show, LMAO.



ETA: OMFG, Misha Collins is hawt!