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Rolling About Laughing
So there's this person over on LJ who is writing an 'Ask Captain Jack' advice column / sex blog, in which he Shoots Our 21st-Century Problems in the Face! and it's absolutely hilarious. Yesterday's entry is Captain Jack's bitchin' fan fiction, The Adventure of the Three Gay Unicorns by Captain Jack Harkness, RAF.
Go. Read. Laugh. Friend.
Here's an excerpt to whet your appetites:
Ianto was weeping!
“I don’t think these are friendly unicorns,” he sobbed, wringing his soft pale hands.
Against convention, his Welsh accent somehow made him sound sophisticated, sexy and intelligent. Not like he was just scraped off the farm at all.
I turned my pretty face in his direction, waiting while he adjusted to the sight of my good-looks. It’s always startling to be reminded of how handsome I am.
So there's this person over on LJ who is writing an 'Ask Captain Jack' advice column / sex blog, in which he Shoots Our 21st-Century Problems in the Face! and it's absolutely hilarious. Yesterday's entry is Captain Jack's bitchin' fan fiction, The Adventure of the Three Gay Unicorns by Captain Jack Harkness, RAF.
Go. Read. Laugh. Friend.
Here's an excerpt to whet your appetites:
Ianto was weeping!
“I don’t think these are friendly unicorns,” he sobbed, wringing his soft pale hands.
Against convention, his Welsh accent somehow made him sound sophisticated, sexy and intelligent. Not like he was just scraped off the farm at all.
I turned my pretty face in his direction, waiting while he adjusted to the sight of my good-looks. It’s always startling to be reminded of how handsome I am.